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| Monty made me do it. He said to me
"Flo, put this here link on our web page."
Our web page.
By which you might logically infer that Monty had spent hours poring over a large book
with a Koala on the front learning how to do all that stuff with the tags, and that he had
spent equally copious amounts of his precious time writing and uploading said pages
in order that those who skate on the thin ice that is the Web might view the wonders
of Mudshark Towers.
You might.
But it'd be a silly thing to do, because it didn't happen.
You might also leap to the conclusion that if the Campaign for Wossiname was so dear to his
heart, he might jolly well get his digit out and put the wretched link there himself
Again, you'd be risking making a total wally of yourself by adhering to that viewpoint.
Two things have conspired to prevent Monty from taking this course of action. One is, of course,
the aforementioned Koala business. The other is that Monty, while no HTML guru, is certainly
savvy enough in the ways of his dear wife not to risk fiddling with her source code without
some form of personal body armour and/or a highly improbable set of excuses. Possessing neither,
he has wisely left the technicalities to Flo.
So here's the link. Again. Now go and sign the wretched petition or I'll never hear the end of it!
(slightly creepy background music "Nocturnal Waltz" by Vear. Good, innit?)
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